insanity is a virtue.
Salutations, the name's Matthew. I am merely an eighteen year old with far too much free time on his hands and a head full of too many dangerous ideas.
  • blackbanshee:


    I put my cat in a sweater


    oh. my. GOD.

    (via aliyahthecupcakekiller)

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  • rejennerate:

    My favorite thing about feminism is that you literally only have to say the word and BOOM done, men will literally prove your point FOR you

    (via drunk-hanji)

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  • (Source: poehlermeyers, via drunk-hanji)

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  • (via gnarly)

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  • nickelbackthatassup:

    you havent seen anger until youve seen me being forced to write mrs bieber on a cup for some white girl ordering a vanilla bean frap i hate my job

    (via legalwifi)

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  • (Source: rainbow420-, via guidinq)

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  • heychessikuh:

    She’s actually crying because the word “moist” makes her so uncomfortable. 

    (Source: instantreplay, via uncomfxrtable)

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  • idontevenknowokay:



    can you imagine one day logging in and


    i wouldnt know what to do

    "shit did i post an opinion"

    (via pheonixwings394)

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  • ewmartin:


    so apparently people talk to their pets in baby voices, but when i see my cat i’m just like ‘hey brad’ and he’s like ‘meow’ and the conversation is over.

    I don’t know why but for some reason the fact that your cat’s name is brad is hilarious to me

    (via spenceromg)

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  • yourfavoriteauntie:

    Tell them!!!

    (Source: skyphoi, via greed)

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  • (Source: zaynslaugh, via hudlion)

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  • Reblog if you dont shave your legs everyday.




    I just want everyone to see how unrealistic some expectations are.

    Dude I don’t even shower everyday

    Actually showering everyday is bad for you as you lose natural oils and your skin and hair dry up and become weak.

    (via pheonixwings394)

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  • lokis-rainbow-succubus:

    Loki has Mjolnir in his pants.


    (Source: sirbenedict, via pheonixwings394)

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  • shakkka:





    did he give her 2 thumbs up?


    christ putin

    no but my fave part of this is the writing on her back says “go sit on a dick Putin”

    Femen yes, Putin nooooo

    (Source: misterjakes, via happily-amnesia)

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  • necrophilofthefuture:

    why dream big and get let down when u can aim for mediocrity and achieve it <333

    (via greed)

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